Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Religion

My religion professor says some of the best things. :) "There isn't a snowball's chance in Hell."

I was in the laundromat, minding my own buisness when these three girls walked by having a really loud conversation:
Girl #1: She's so skinny! She's skinnier than you!
Girl #2: How is that even possible?!
The third girl promply replied "She's from Arkansas" as thought that explained it... I'm still trying to figure that one out.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Symbolism

My Book of Mormon professor on symbolism: "Everything is symbolic. Even the seasons are symbolic. Just so you're aware, we're in DEATH right now."